Chaos In a Story

WARNING!!!!!...Random chaos-ness might be too much for some individuals. The serious hearted should think twice and probably move on.
Tonight Kandus was practicing her typing. She asked if I would say random things to her and she would type them as I said them. This is what I came up with as I was making dinner. You will notice towards the end that multi tasking was harder than I thought it would be...

Words by Annie, Typed by Kandus

uhhhhhhhh, uhhhhh, I cannot tell a lie I live in the sky. You think I’m your friend, and I am. Are you? You think the world is round, is it? You think I’m a girl, am I? All these things you think you know, might just not be so. Be sure of yourself. Be sure of love. Be sure of good heath and honor and goodness. Most of all, Be sure your chocolate comes from genuine organic cocoa beans. If you do all these things, you are sure to be happy. Oh yeah, don’t forget to laugh at least once a day especially if you see a long haired lama roaming around town wearing a dress and glasses and spitting in your ear. That would be funny wouldn’t it? Also don’t forget the super food also known as chia seeds. I guess, if you want to be super... Brussel sprouts are good too. Take luck!

ON WHY I THINK BIGFOOT LIVES

Have you ever heard of bigfoot? do you believe in bigfoot? I believe bigfoot was real because sometimes when I go in the mountains, there are big cracks in the earth. And big ginormous piles of poop. So that tells me, YES! of course he was real! I mean where else could those piles of poop come from? If it wasn’t me, and it wasn’t you, and it definetly wasn’t a little white fluffy bunny......

In fact, I bet big foot eats little white bunnies. I bet he eats snakes, rocks, mud, snails, ummmm, fossils, leaves, oh there we go! okay, squirrel skins, deer tails, trees, humans, and he probably even eats his own fingernails after he bites them off. Maybe he even eats cows, I bet thats why there aren’t very many cows in the world anymore. Okay ummmm, next, I think that people that don’t believe in bigfoot are just saying that because they are scared of being eaten by him. It would be a nasty way to go, so it’s understandable. But just because you’re scared of something doesn’t make it not real. That’s why I think you should believe. Amen....(Just so you know I had no idea Kandus was still typing everything I was saying from here on) Okay, a half a teaspoon of garlic, OH NO!!!!!! It wasn’t garlic!!! Kandus, what was the first one? what was it? Okay, that’s going to be really garlicy... Now what was for cumin? One, two, three, what’s after paprika? Dang it!!!! Deacon, I’m not okay. People get sad if they have to make something nasty for dinner. Okay okay okay! Where is it? Should I add peppers? Yes you do know! You just hate me because I’m beautiful. Just kidding...That’s what people say on commercials. You hate me because I’m beautiful, Cover Girl! They are just being cocky. Just kidding. Time to eat. Sorry about your foot. Deac, be done after this one okay? We will do them some time in the world. No we’re not keeping that one there. Okay dinner’s ready!