Jack always seems to eat carelessly too fast. I don't know what the hurry is all about. Why not make it last at least a minute so you can enjoy the meaty flavors?
The fact is we are all used to his wild eating habits around here and know what to expect.
But today was different. It was WAY too fast.
Somehow he hastily wolfed down his dog food in 10 seconds flat. It was record breaking time. Then I swear, he drank 2-3 CUPS of water.
The fact is we are all used to his wild eating habits around here and know what to expect.
But today was different. It was WAY too fast.
Somehow he hastily wolfed down his dog food in 10 seconds flat. It was record breaking time. Then I swear, he drank 2-3 CUPS of water.
Within seconds I noticed him doing his revolting/gagging gesture that he does when he is about to retch his lunch.
STOP...
I will spare you from too many descriptive details about what happens next. But, I will say that I felt as if I was watching a vile sci-fi film that ended with me having to wash the rug and curtains.
At first I found the abrupt noises he made to be alarmingly terrifying in which I yelled out, "Jack, are you okay?!!!!"
Later, I found them to be goofy and bizarre.
The sounds he made were equivalent to an alien being born.
Later, I found them to be goofy and bizarre.
The sounds he made were equivalent to an alien being born.
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