Once there lived...

an ogre.

This ogre was mean and green.

He was bound and determined to destroy all of FAIRYTALE LAND.

No wait...actually, this ogre was very nice and good to all.

At least that's what they say.

(Lucy as a fairy "NOT Tinkerbell", Kandus as a random princess, Deac as the ogre)

(Story first thought out by Kandus)

Questions of the day...

Kandus: Mom and Dad, a boy told me that a mosquito got in his ear but it couldn't get all the way to his ear drum because he had too much earwax. Kind of freaky huh?

Lucy: Would you rather get the mosquito out of your ear with a tiny knife or a little tree stick?

Hmmm? They both seem pretty painful.

(The conversation ends, unanswered, with both Damon and Annie nearly laughing tears.)

This last "question of the day" is dedicated to my one and only husband, and to our FIFTEENTH cherished year together. (Usually we celebrate on or around each leap year, whatever day I like. So I guess today is good...oh, and last Friday). I am so happy that I have you dae.

Deacon: Mom, someday will you be a grandma?

Annie: Yes, someday I will, but not for a long time.

Deacon: When you get married?

Annie: I already am married. Who did I marry Deac?

Deacon: aaaa.......Heavenly Father?

Annie: No, dad. You silly.

Deacon: And did he have a wand?